Okay, this one I've been sitting on – not literary – for some time now. Mainly because every time over the years I've planned to feature it, I've been at a loss for words. That still holds true, but let's try.

This is a variant of Pingo, the mascot of Danish Pingvin Lakrids. I've featured both the candy and mascot himself previously. Anyway, this version is... different. It had to be some marketing campaign or other in the late 90s or early 2000s and is clearly riffing on super heroes. However let's just say it: it is the derpiest looking penguin in my possession.

I mean look at it. In 4k if necessary, there's a wallpaper for it.