This came up in a Twitter conversation with The Penned Guin mastermind Alan Henderson and it turns out I haven't featured it yet. So, to prove that I do in fact actually have this, may I present to you...

...one of the weirdest collectibles in collection...

...penguin toilet seat!

Yes. It's a penguin... toilet... seat. I have one. Haven't installed it, though. I mean, taking a dump on a penguin feels wrong.

On topic of Twitter, last week we were actually locked out of it for... being a bot. I have no idea why and Twitter never told us. My guess is for hassling Google support for trying to get an answer from a real person instead of a bot – which is bloody ironic isn't it? Either that, or folks in Silicon Valley now consider users with a sizeable Russian-speaking audience 'bots'. Who knows. Likely not even Twitter.